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By Shahed Nooshmand

The fact that they were unwise enough to do it in the first place leaves little hope that they are and increases the chance that they will, unfortunately: If those who watched that narcissistic YouTube ad let’s collect signatures as a birthday gift to our “beloved” president and actually signed aren’t embarrassed and rethinking their life decisions right now, they’ll probably also reelect that sack of poop.